Wait For The Bargain Bin Award

I have ignored this game thinking it was common sense to skip it, as it is crap, but I was recently informed that there are people out there who are still getting pulled in by hype/ advertisements to buy this game, so I Figured I would do my due diligence to let everyone know.

 

The second Winner of the IBeatItFirst.com  Wait For The Bargain Bin Award goes to:

 

Call Of Juarez: The Cartel for PS3 and Xbox 360.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously, is there anything about this game that sounds good?

 

Now Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood  (the previous game),  Wasn’t a horrible game as it was the best go to western game at the time, that is  until Red Dead Redemption blowed it out of the water.  However COJ:The Cartel has probably got to be the worst idea/implementation I have seen since Bubsy 3D (Google it).  They took a pretty good idea and  just shat all over it trying to make it “new”.   Its almost as if they gave up because they knew they could never beat Red Dead.  Either way the game is abysmal and not worth anyone’s time.  If you have to have another “western” (and I use that word lightly) wait until this game hits bargain basement prices (shouldn’t take too long).   Otherwise  do yourself a favor and play anything else.

Congratulations Call of Juarez: The Cartel on your first (and probably only) award,  Try again next time.


11 responses to “Wait For The Bargain Bin Award”

  1. Battousai311

    DEAR GOD, THANKS PUTTING OUT THIS PSA!!!!! I have not heard a SINGLE person say anything good about this, and have also heard that it’s actually pretty racist to boot.

    1. Jason

      Yeah you talked about and another guy talked about it here at work, and since L.A. Noire is gonna take me awhile to write up I fig I would do this real quick. But yeah nothing good ha ha

      1. Battousai311

        I’m not even sure if we should give it a WFTBB award, it almost should be labeled “BIOHAZARD, DO NOT OPEN”.

        1. Jason

          Lol true, but I don’t wanna condemn games, I just want to make sure people don’t waste their money paying full price. As there may be someone out there who likes it…they may be “special” but hey who knows.

          1. Battousai311

            The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

  2. COJ 3 DOESN’T EVEN DESERVE A BIN BARGAIN!!! It deserves a fire place! This GAME-IS TOTAL FUCKIN’ GAR-BITCH! Shadows of the Dammed will be a total fucking bargain buy!

    1. Battousai311

      how do you really feel Booze?

    2. Jason

      I agree with both of your statements lol. But this is why I made this post, to keep other people from getting burned on such a worthless game.

  3. Where is the like button? Hahahaha But seriously how long can we go of making fun of this game? Will it ever end? HA!

    1. Jason

      No it wont, and it shouldnt. We should let game companies know that shit like this will not stand and that we will make sure to let EVERYONE know that if they continue to release garbage like this they will die. LOL
      Oh and like button is just after the article. ^_^

  4. I enjoy coming back daily to see your writings. I have your page bookmarked on my must read list!

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