In honor of New Years, I asked everyone on Twitter to give me their best #NerdPickupLines, so be sure to write these down so you can use them tonight to find someone to kiss when the clock hits midnight, or pick up a hot date in 2014!

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Our own Executive Editor Eric Van Kirk submitted some of his own:

Are you one of the original 3? Because I choose you.

Our love making is going to be perfect, I rolled a 20.

My pants are like the TARDIS, things are bigger on the inside.

Is your ass on IMGUR? Cuz I’d upvote it.


Now you are ready for the party! So use these lines…or don’t.

UPDATE: You guys kept them coming, and they were too awesome to not update before heading out for the night. If the ones before don’t work, these ones sure will…I think.

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